There is something very VERY fishy about this Boxster...

"Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras" (jegoingout)
10/20/2016 at 09:30 • Filed to: Boxtser

CarFax says an accident occurred 3/9/2013, which is before the delivery date. Jack Daniels says it happened after delivery, but have no records of where it went or what was repaired. On top of that, what the fuck is with the mileage in/out record. I have 8 pages of history on this Boxster that just labels is a huge “piece of shit”

DISCUSSION (16)

yamahog > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 09:38

Oh dear.... RED FLAGS RED FLAGS

The Stig's former college room mate > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 09:39

mileage in/out could just be a lazy service writer. They are supposed to go to the vehicle and get actual mileage but a lot of them just add 1 to the last mileage in the computer and then just rely on the tech to give them mileage out.

It’s especially funny when they get the little old lady yelling at the service manager saying someone went joyriding in her car because the mileage is 1000 miles off, even though she was only there for an hour.

TysMagic > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 09:39

those were miles testing to confirm all was fixed. You can trust they weren’t just driving it around for kicks. Now will you buy this hunk please?

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 09:46

It is not uncommon for a vehicle to be damaged during transport. It is possible this vehicle was damaged on the road before getting to the dealer and an accident report was filed. The In/Out mileage could just be a typo or the guy logging it in was too lazy to go check the actual mileage and just made something up.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 09:53

Here’s some sketchy shit too:

In my state, the point of disclosure for damage on a new vehicle is 3% of MSRP (not counting mechanical, glass, tires, or bumpers). The dealership would heavily discount labor and essentially give away parts (on paper, at least) to keep total repair invoice under the 3% mark to avoid having to mention anything whatsoever about the “brand new car” having ever been damaged to a potential buyer.

Another reason I’m happy to be at an independent as opposed to dealer owned body shop. I don’t have to play corporate games, I can tell people the truth.

Tekamul > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 10:15

DO NOT WANT

Alex Zapata > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 10:46

It probably was in a pre-delivery accident while in the possesion of the dealer and went through an insane amount of repairs. It’s not the worst if it was all done at a good dealer shop with original parts, but the price must reflect that history heavily.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Alex Zapata
10/20/2016 at 10:55

Well Jack daniels didnt tell me/didnt know.

My guy said nearly the entire car has been repainted as well

Funktheduck > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 11:54

Nearly 1500 miles between in and out? WTH?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 11:56

Did they really charge $316 to clear a light?

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/20/2016 at 11:56

Yes.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 12:07

So they’re charging about $3800/hr for labor. I want in on that scam.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
10/20/2016 at 13:08

Work at Jack daniels Porsche

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 14:01

Either they’re charging $3800/hr or the technician is rounding up the five minutes it took to the nearest hour.

Brian Silvestro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/20/2016 at 16:38

Not the first time I’ve heard of Jack Daniels doing this.

Cayenne took like $15k of roof damage before being delivered. They sell it to a woman without disclosing the damage. Her lawyer takes on the case pro-bono bc that’s very illegal, they win, Jack Daniels ends up having to pay out the entire value of the car (about $60k), lawyer takes half, she gets half, and she gets to keep the car.

Roadster Man > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
11/09/2016 at 07:54

That Mileage In/Out makes it look like they went on a fuckin road trip with that car.